Sue had the idea first, when she saw the ad in the magazine that
day in the office. I was typing at the computer when she called me over.
“Zoe,” she babbled excitedly, “this is just the thing. Look!”

We’d been thinking about a holiday for some months, but all we knew
was we wanted something different this year, just something out of the
ordinary. I mean how many times could you go to Spain, get shagged by a
bloke you’d never see again and then simply come home? What we wanted was a
holiday with a difference and, as I looked through the ad, I had the
feeling Sue just might have found it.

I confess I had a few doubts. Being a city girl, the idea of a week
out in the woods miles from anywhere was something of a challenge. After
all, what if we wanted to watch TV? Or get a Big Mac? And where, more
importantly, would be the blokes? But Sue had an answer to that one
straight away . . . (more…)