It all happened on a unusually warm night for December, in
1988. I work for a law office in the Capitola area, as I work on a computer
much of the time I often come in to work in the middle of the night. This
particular night was just one of the many that I spend sitting in my private
office tapping away at the keyboard. I was working on a secret project of
mine when I heard a noise, and it didn’t sound like any I had ever heard
before. I left my office. The atmosphere was quite sinister, I used all my
years of Chuck Norris films to make my way to the source.

I peeked around the last corner and saw quite a sight. Julie, a secretary we
had just had to fire was on her knees carefully sawing the legs of her ex-
boss’s chair. She was cutting carefully so that the first time he sat down it
would break and drop him to the floor with a mighty thump. I cleared my
throat with a carefully measured “Hrumph.” She immediately bolted
upright, quite surprised by my intrusion into her little game of revenge. (more…)

I married Jane when we were both still in college, a little
over ten years ago. They have been a great ten years. I just
had my 32nd birthday, and Jane’s is in a couple of months.
Jane still looks fantastic. We walk or cycle almost
everyday, and she teaches an aerobic class at the community
center. He body is firmer and tighter, now, than it was when I
met her. She is 5′6″, weighs about 110-115, and measures in at
an eye-catching 36-24-35. She has deep green eyes, a great
complexion, and bright blonde hair cut in a short, stylish bob.
So, when I tell you that just looking at her still makes my heart
go pitter-patter, you know why. (more…)